neither:

im gonna cry

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poisonous-faygo:

180mph:

sexhaver:

aliciasaidwhaaat:

beckyangelix:

frustgaytion:

 

NO… THESE PAPER MACHINES THAT MOVE WITH THE WIND DISTURB DA FUCK OUTTA ME.

Too fucking spider like.

me on my way to ah fuck it

lemme finish that for you *clears throat* *adjusts tie*.. steal your girl

I saw a video about those and holy shit would they be creepy war machines.

(Source: tibets)

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

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reservoirking:

86timewarp:

nevershout-squidgy:

incomprehensive:

mytardisispink:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

super-koopa:

theevilkendra:

madcocaparty:

awesomekodokuna:

4gifs:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL

SUMMONING IT’S SPAWN AND SHIT

SATAN

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY…

WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED

GET

THE FUCKING

SALT

WHAT

THE

ACTUAL

FUCKING

FUCK

WTH?! I see this creepy face opening it’s mouth O_O

Nokia. 

That poor microwave

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lizthefangirl:

asphyxion:

i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing

whaT FREAKING HIGH SCHOOL WAS THAT

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

FOR KIDS

HOW DID I MISS THIS

DAMMIT

DAMMIT

DAMMIT

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battleswithgrey:

cute